Total Medals Earned: 124 (From 26 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,290 Points
Medals Earned: 7/21 (70/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 7/11 (275/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
Fail 55 times
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 17/20 (375/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle